i have the coolest job in the world

i was paid to watch five movies this weekend at the nziff YAS

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If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

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Sophie Turner & Maisie Williams at the Entertainment Weekly Comic Con Party Photobooth.

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disney + snaps
↳ rapunzel in corona

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Rufus Wainwright | Complainte De La Butte

La lune, trop bleme, pose un diadème sur tes cheveux roux. La lune, trop rousse, de gloire éclabousse ton jupon plein de trous. La lune, trop pâle, caresse l’opale de tes yeux blasés. Princesse de la rue, sois la bienvenue dans mon coeur brisé.

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about a year ago i slowed down “dancing queen” 800% and made it celestial

#i think i’m having a religious experience over here

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"Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome." - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself


Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.


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"I’m not there" by Pol Úbeda Hervàs

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XAVIER DOLAN Filmography [2009-2014]

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When Brad Pitt’s character, Lt. Aldo Raine, pretends to be an Italian actor near the end of the movie, he uses name “Enzo Girolami”, which is the birth name of the director of original Inglorious Bastards  (The Inglorious Bastards (1978)), Enzo G. Castellari.

In a scene in the movie theater, Eli Roth’s character Sgt. Donny Donowitz uses the alias “Antonio Margheriti”. This alias is named after cult Italian director Antonio Margheriti (director of such films as Cannibal Apocalypse (1980)), one of Roth’s and Quentin Tarantino’s favorite directors.

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New Dorp, New York - SBTRKT feat. Ezra Koenig

*Lead single to SBTRKT's sophomore album Wonder Where We Land

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